There has been no bubble the last couple of months. Seriously, there has not been time for the bubble. I don’t have time to bitch to anyone because there just aren’t enough hours of the day.
So here I am to tell you a few of the little tidbits of my life that will eventually become great posts.
#1 and #8 have been taking my mom out for dinner on Sundays lately. These have not been healthy dinners and they have been buying her alcohol to boot. My mom has been swelling up like a balloon at a birthday party. Her ankles look like my thighs and her feet don’t fit into shoes. When I tell my brothers that they can’t serve my mom alcohol and salty fried foods, they laugh and say it is not like they are force feeding my mom. Okay so that might be the case but why not bring food in instead.
#2 has been coming to family functions the last few months and leaving the wife at home. It has been very pleasant and even his little shit of a kid has no one to run to when he gets what he deserves.
#3 became a grandfather three weeks ago. One of the most beautiful baby girls became a part of this scary world and even scarier family. They kids came to visit and show off the baby and only 2 of my brothers and their families bothered to show up to say hello and even then it was only evens that were there.
#5 is back up and going after his horrible car accident this winter. It is great to see him but something is still a little off. I am almost afraid to ask but when I get him alone I will.
#6 has no really horrible stories to tell about but I am sure there will be something soon.
#7 has become the biggest victim and so has his wife. We spent Easter afternoon together today and well…I think three bottles of wine for one 120 pound woman is a little much. It is for their little guy that I am running in a 5K next Sunday to raise awareness for Autism. If you could or do watch Parenthood, they are definitely Adam and Christine only…well Adam is in great shape.
#8 has been coming to dinner every Wednesday night for the last few months and is now dating a really “hot girl”. I just wish things had worked out with the “good doctor”. This one is a ditz.
I told you that next Sunday I am running the 5K in the morning but I am also going to be celebrating the bestest baby in the whole wide world’s first birthday party. I am not even the little bit exaggerating.
I will take pictures if I get the chance and you can see. He is just the greatest. But it is sure to have more family fun stories since it is #3’s grandson and a family function that will bring his first wife and her family along with the second wife and all of us. Yippee bring on the fun…I can feel the bubble growing.