Saturday, November 13, 2010

Does anyone remember the tune that I was singing when i started this mess?

Before I start today’s truths, let me tell you a little about myself this weekend. This is a camping weekend and you know what that means. The kitchen is clean, doing the floor tomorrow. I am in heaven though; this weekend is a little different. This is a weekend that they took Butter with them. Yippee, me time. I need it this weekend. And I realized something life shattering this week.

Day 15 → Something or someone you couldn’t live without, because you’ve tried living without it.

My husband. Listen closely, because I never compliment my husband. I don’t have to. He knows exactly how I feel and is extremely secure about that too.

But, who would make my coffee in the morning? Who would make sure that dinner is on the table every night? Who would warm the bed for when I get in cold at night? Who would have been the reason for me to breathe and push forward? Who? Certainly not my mother, brothers, and so called “friends”. I love my time to myself once a month but I miss the bastard when he is gone.



Day 16 → Someone or something you definitely could live without.

I would without a doubt have to say that I could definitely live without my effing period. I discovered this week that I suffer from PMS. I never have before but I definitely do. I have eaten a truck load of sugar, cake and cookies. What the heck is that? Then, I fricken cry at the drop of a fricken dime. I LIE NOT! I freaking cried at a freaking Sesame Street movie yesterday.

I could do without this extra 10 pounds of extremely fertile unused uterus

3 comments:

M-Cat said...

LOL - go get your uterus all scraped out - it does WONDERS!!!

middleagedcrazywoman said...

I watched my daughter suffer from her first dose of PMS the other day... she doesn't think that's what it was but when you look back from my p.o.v., that HAS to be what that was. It works better when you figure it out for yourself so I'll let her discover it.

I could live without my period - at my age it would take an act of gawd to get pregnant and I'm too damn tired to give up sleeping through the night for another one. So I'll definitely give that up!!

M

Trac~ said...

I haven't had my period since the age of 28 years old when I had to have a complete hysterectomy thanks to Endometriosis. It's not so fun without one either - especially going through menopause at such a young age and taking darn hormone pills for the rest of my life - sheesh. But I had to LOL about you crying at Sesame Street - I've always cried over stupid things like that - even growing up - anything sad turns me into a sobbing baby - with or without the hormones - HA! Hang in there! Big hugs my friend! :)