Day 27 → What’s the best thing going for you right now?
I have this issue with jinxing things by saying that they are going good and then waking up to find that they are gone or destroyed. So today one of the things that is going really good for me right now is my ability to spend money that I don’t have. I can save and save and look at my checking account balance and find that there is nothing there. It never fails; this is something that has always been good…an empty bank account.
The best thing going for me right now is my weight gain. I can say without any doubt in my mind that this is a no fail situation. I stand on the scale and the gain is inevitable. I love that fact that as soon as I start eating good and exercising regularly the scale goes up and up and up.
Day 28 → What if you were pregnant or got someone pregnant, what would you do?
This question is something that is discussed often around me. For some reason, for the last 19 years people have asked me when I am going to get pregnant, when am I going to have another, and even the girl who makes the sandwiches at the cafeteria asks me daily if it is okay if I have feta cheese in my side. Either I need new clothes or I look like I am 6 months pregnant.
If I were to become pregnant, I would need somewhere to live. Since my husband has been fixed during the pregnancy of Butter, I think my arse would be out on the street within a matter of a few minutes after finding out.
On the other hand, if I got someone pregnant…well, then I guess all the things going good for me right now would be destroyed. Maybe, I will work on this.
2 comments:
LOL - this made me laugh.
Really, can you imagine doing another baby? I think about it and want to curl up in the fetal position myself.
Just so you know - vasectomies aren't 100%.... seriously. It only takes 1 of them buggers to hit an egg. I've known a couple women who managed to get preggo in the 40's after their hubbies had a vasectomy. Massive scare! Serious freak out too!!
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